I just don’t know how you bounce back from this, Pau. #griffining
.@TheNYRangers had an ugly sweater party which featured @bdubi17 as Santa and skinny jeans one could only acquire in Brooklyn. #blueshirts #skinnyjeans
Notre Dame handed Florida State a bowl game win — and in related news, everyone on Twitter hates Tommy Rees
Well, my beloved Irish lost today in fine fashion. Our “quarterback” Tommy Rees was of no assistance, throwing two picks in our own endzone to seal our eventual 18-14 defeat. All was not lost, however, as I scoured Twitter to uncover some comedy in the tragedy. Here are the best postgame Tommy Rees tweets.
- celebrityhottub: If Robert Griffin III is Superman, Tommy Rees is Jubilee.
- KegsnEggs: Tommy Rees seems poised to transfer to inside sales at a nice corporation.
- TheRealSpankyND: If Tommy Rees and Michelle Bachman were hanging from a cliff and I could only save one. I would save Michelle.
- HLS_NDtex: ”Tommy Rees: the great random event generator” LOL
- ACCSports: Don’t ever change, Tommy Rees. Don’t ever change.
- Dan_Rubenstein: Not saying they’d be good, but I’d at least buy an acoustic EP from Tommy Rees and The Red Zone Turnovers.
- pazpaz: If they can’t find Tommy Rees for Notre Dame’s postgame interview, check Brian Kelly’s trunk.
The Best Tony Romo Tweets of the Past 24 Hours
There’s really nothing better than reading through Twitter conversations immediately after a public figure makes an epic fail. I first realized this earlier this summer when the Heat choked in the NBA finals. That said, you can imagine my delight when Tony Romo lost the game for the Cowboys last night [see animated GIF below] and was completely destroyed on Twitter for the entire day that followed.
Some of my favorite tweets, in no particular order:
*Point of reference: Geronimo
CRM_Stephen Stephen Douglas - If Tony Romo and Mark Sanchez played darts it would take weeks and thousands of people would die.
*Point of reference: Air Bud 2 trailer
JayEyeTheKing J.I. - Gucci Mane’s ice cream cone tattoo’d on his face > TonyRomo
*Point of reference: Gucci Mane
harvilla rob harvilla - tony romo with the ‘entourage’ finale of QB performances
Aqua174 Alvin aqua Blanco - Soulja Boy ringtones > Tony Romo
*Point of reference: Soulja Boy “Turn My Swag On”
TravisGarland Travis Garland - Shake Weight Commercials > Tony Romo.
*Point of reference: Shake Weight Commercial
TravisGarland Travis Garland - Whoopi Goldberg > Tony Romo.
*Point of reference: Sister Act trailer
MrKleanKickz The Shuru aka Rob - Tony The Tiger > Tony Romo
*Point of reference: Harold (editor’s note - ZOMG remember him?!)
*Point of reference: The chick from Soul Surfer
*Point of reference: Varsity Blues trailer
The Best Chris Bosh Tweets of the Past 24 Hours
Chris bosh looks like little foot - @djtrizzy
Y Chris Bosh gotta collapse and cry on the floor like he was at a funeral tho? - @broncos_nrl
Chris Bosh would kill it in the WNBA - @thelegster
Chris bosh right now probably eating yogurt & watch R Kelly’s trapped in the closet on repeat - @hennfreshdaily
Chris Bosh probably at the club right now dancing to Rudeboy. - @nigelnixon1
I bet Chris Bosh is in the locker room throwing air punches and crying like Tré did in Boyz n the Hood. - @doza_said
Chris bosh fell on da floor crying like he got BAD RESULTS ON THE MAURY SHOW - @cloud9oohlahlah
Chris Bosh after they stole his eggs in Jurassic Park 3 http://twitpic.com/5awigi - @scottywashere
Great case study on effective clothes-lining via Ron Artest
Somebody hits me, I’m going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn’t eaten in a couple weeks.”
— Charles Barkley